- I am very fat for a Chinese person.
- I suck horribly at volleyball
- My confidence isn't that great when i try to play volleyball in the gym of one of the best sports schools in China where the girls there are 20 inches taller than me, 50 times better than me, and years younger than me.
- Never eat a huge bowl of rice before you practice unless you want to end up throwing up outside in the bushes.
- I suck at volleyball because I'm fat (i prefer phat)
- Chinese gyms don't have air conditioning and believe in making you sweat away your life when it's 100 degrees outside.
- Middle-aged Japanese men are very nice and let you stand in front of line after you get rejected off a bus with no seats left because crazy asian women who were originally behind you in line somehow managed to sneak through you and steal the last seat. (grr)
- when my chain-smoking friend says she is going to quit smoking soon it means that she is going to start smoking ultra lights.
- even though i'll never be good enough to play at a sports college where kids half your age get recruited halfway across the country and make you feel like a loser volleyball player/poser that's okay because the gyms have no air-conditioning and the chinese buildings are ugly and bootleg.
Tomorrow's big plans consist of washing my hair in a bucket so it won't clog the drain and my grandmother will not yell at me for having hair that sheds like a beast.
This boredom is extremely overwhelming.
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